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I'm really fucking sick of all the goddamn scene kids. They're everywhere and sometimes are so thick in a crowd there is a traveling hole in the ozone above them. It's horrid. They spend all their time trying to be an individual when they are jsut making themselves increasingly superficial. God, and it's like they all think they're so goddamn beautiful. Just because you have hair over one eye does NOT make you any more pretty than the girl that doesn't shower and has een forced to sit at the back of the room...Well...If you are unfortuante enoguh to get close to a scene kid, it's really kind of easy to tell they don't wash their hair much either. But still, you get the point, yes? I'm just...Sick of seeing the same thing over and over again. I love seeing new and exciting things, not twenty kids in a row with fluffed up layered hair and a ribcage shirt on. What really gets me is that a lot of the time it's like they aren't even trying. Being photogenic and rail thin is nothing to them. Well, some of use really have to work to look half decent and not gain a bunch because they're already a bit chunky. But eh, I never want to be a scene kid. I'm content with the way I am. I'll dress in what I want, do my makeup how I want, and hack off my hair the way I want. I really don't worry about trying to get in with an specific group and have people go "OMG SHE'S SO SCENE" when I walk down the halls. That alreay happens often enough. AND REALLY. I don't even LOOK like a fucking scene kid at all. Music and fashion are my obvious boob shot and ribcage shirt. Fuck you, scene children. I'll go with my own crowd.
BTW. Megan and I are awesome. :]
TheUniscorn: Ohkay, I really hate racoon tails and leapard prints in hair. It's super ugly.
roxas is dirty: Someone at school has one of those. It looks retarded.
TheUniscorn: They are retarded.
TheUniscorn: When I see them I always want to be all "OMG, YOU HAVE A DECAYING ANIMAL STUCK IN YOUR HAIR. ALLOW ME TO RIP IT OUT."
roxas is dirty: "OW THAT'S NOT AN ANIMAL, THAT'S MY HAIR."
roxas is dirty: ".............*rip*
"TheUniscorn: "NO, IT'S A ANIMAL. TRUST ME. YOU COULD START A ZOO WITH ALL THE SHIT I'VE PULLED OUT OF SCENE KIDS' HAIR."
roxas is dirty: fjadsi;gja
roxas is dirty: I LOL'D.
TheUniscorn: :]]
TheUniscorn: I wonder what all of them are going to do when being scene isn't cool any more.
roxas is dirty: Be retarded and too thin.TheUniscorn: They'll be lost without something to attatch themselves to.
roxas is dirty: They'll quickly devolve from "scene" to "emo"
TheUniscorn: And when that isn't cool either they'll retreat underground.
roxas is dirty: Being emo was never cool.
TheUniscorn: Old ladies will be hoing in a garden and the blade will come up red.
TheUniscorn: And Grampa Moses will be all ":O OMG, WHUT IS THAT?!"
TheUniscorn: And Grama Moses will just be like "Don't worry, it's just a scene kid. They're all ove rthe garden these days. I better lay out the poison soon or they'll start to multiply."
roxas is dirty: And Grampa Moses ssez, "Don't forget to set the traps. I have some concert tickets hanging on the fridge."
TheUniscorn: And Grama Moses will say "I better check the ones I put in the basement first. I used a bit of eyeliner as bait a couple days ago and I thoguth I heard moaning earlier."
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "So that's what I heard through the vent when I woke up to pee this morning. And I was beginning to think I was wearing the cats, instead of my slippers."
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses will say "I cut off some of their hair yesterday and made you those slippers, so in a way, you kind of are wearing cats for slippers...Well, their prints any way."
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "It's a bit scratchy. Those kids don't wash their hair enough. And too much hairspray. It's making my toes stick together when I get too hot."
roxas is dirty: I addz, "HEY, WHY AM I THE MAN? D:<"
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses will say "I tried to pick all the clips and bows out, but they're were quite a few and I'm not sure I got 'em all."
TheUniscorn: Emery addz, "BECAUSE YOU WEAR THE PANTS? D8"
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "Yeah, I think I have a bobby pin jabbed into my big toe. Makes it hard to walk around. I think I need to purchase a walker now."
Megan addz, "YOU DO TOO. D: LET'S BOTH BE THE MAN. LOL GAY OLD COUPLES"
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses sais, "Srry about that. The flesh of my fingers was starting to strip away from all the peroxide and hair color and I had to stop. I alwso am making you a new watch out of monroe piercings."
Emery: TRU DAT. lolololol. We'd be the hottest old gay men EVAR.
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "I'm not quite sure what a monroe piercing is, but I'm hoping the watch doesn't cause me as much pain as these slippers do."
Megan sez, "AND EVERYONE AT THE NURSING HOME WOULD BE MAD JEALOUS."
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses sais, "You know those shiny things that look like moles on scene kids' upper lips? That's a monroe. I'm melting them together to make the links. Then inlaying the numbers with melted guages."
Emery sez: We'd be all rubbin' eachother's thighs and the others would be like "D8" and want in on the action.
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "Well, I don't believe I've actually ever seen a scene kid. At least, not in the light. I hear they don't like light. Or is that emos? They are almost undistinguishable these days!"
Megan sez: But they can't, because the Viagra hasn't kicked in yet. We're so fabulous that we don't even need pills to pop boners. El natural, baby.
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses replies, "No dear, it's the emos that dislike the light. Scene kids are immune to it from all the camera flashes. It's not that hard. Let's compare a scene girl's picture to an emo girl's. A scene girl's will nine times out of ten show a boob crack. The emo girl will have really poorly styled (even more poor than the scene girl's) and she'll be looking down so we can't see how unfortunate she is."
Emery sais: But of coarse. We're the sXe sex kings of the retirment home.
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "Wow. That emo girl certainly looks depressed. I do hope she doesn't physically harm herself to show the world how much pain she's in! That that scene girl... what a tart. Please tuck your breasts in, deary."
Megan sez: We film and broadcast our trysts over the little television sets they have in each of the rooms. Because rly, no one's interested in playing Bingo anymore.
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses sez, "Srrsly. Pull up your shirts just a tiny bit, please. You're making silly Amish eyes bleed with your exposed breasts. Oh, the emo girl will be fine. She'll make an angry blog on MySpace about self harm but will really lack the conviction to go through with it."
Emery sais: No, they still play bingo. But the number called is how many body shots we have to take. The one who can go teh longest without slurred words gets to top.
roxas is dirty: Grampa Moses sez, "I wasn't aware that the Amish still existed. I thought it was all about the Mormons now. Then again, they have a huge website about gay Mormons, so making them uncomfortable is kind of a lost cause, really."
Megan sez: They call it Strip Bingo, right? Maybe Sex Bingo. Sexy Strip Bingo?
TheUniscorn: Grama Moses sez, "Nope. When the wind blows, you can still hear the hammers tapping on a bpard from the disatance, and yuou know it's the Amish being useless. Silly, Mormons use bikes, not horses and buggies. They'd never be able to knock on an entire neighborhoods worth of doors in one afternoon with one!"
Emery sez: Something along those like. XD
AND OMG, I SAW A MORMON commercial today. It told me it would explain the aferlife and everything to me if I read the Book of Mormon. And I started loling to the MAX. 8DD
TheUniscorn: It was made of win and bullshit.
And then I had to leave. :C
After we started talking about Sonny Moore leaveing FFTL and not being able to suck unless he was on his knees. >.>
ILY MEGAN, WE RULE. ♥
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